English Fellas Who Be Rockin’ My World… :-)
November 19, 2007It’s a lazy kinda Sunday Night, and this can ONLY mean the following: it’s time for some self-indulgence, bloggin’ style 
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…Maybe it’s because of my past, maybe it’s because of my love for Bridget Jones’s Diary (which was recently stirred by my friend Talea’s post), but all I could think tonight was: holy frick, English accents ROCK!
This may be an obvious statement to some, but believe me, you don’t even KNOW how much I melt for some nicely-delivered English; it’s better than good looks, it’s better than a nice personality, and it’s better than a non-evil soul…it’s just: bang-tastic 
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So as a tribute to all the “bang-a-licious English blokes”, I’ve created a list of “My Favourite English-Talkin’ Man-Bitches”. I may not necessarily admire or even like all these dudes, but some of these chaps have overcome adversity, as a sole result of their hot-ass accents. It’s impressive shit, I’m not gonna lie.
So here they are, in no particular order:
Romi’s Favourite English Man-Bitches
Orlando Bloom: It’s a funny thing about this guy…like when he’s rockin’ his words all English-style (i.e. as that ”Elvish” blond dude in Lord of the Rings), I am ALL over his business.
BUT…when he’s goin’ all Yankee-Doodle-style (like in that “trying too hard to be interesting” “Elizabethtown” movie), I find that he reminds me of a woman (much like in this pic where he’s clutching the pillow). I can only attribute this paradox to ONE thing: THE ACCENT…
Jamie Oliver: Any time I was subjected to watching Mr. Oliver’s ”cooking show”, all I could remember was being grossed out, by the sorry slop that he passes off as “food”.
Well…I did remember one other thing, and it was this: I would dine with this loser for the rest of my life, as long as he talked his ass off….
Colin Firth: What the hell can I NOT say about this guy? Anytime he speaks with that un-impressed tone and under-stated expression, all I wanna do is make-out with the TV screen. I loved him in “Love Actually”, I loved him in “Pride & Prejudice”, I even loved him in that stupid movie “What a Girl Wants”, where he finds out he has an American-whore daughter. AND OF COURSE, I’ve loved him forever in “Bridget Jones’s Diary”, all 20 times that I’ve seen that friggin’ flick…fave line: Bridget: “Wait a minute, nice boys don’t kiss like that“; Mark Darcy: “Oh yes they fucking do“….swooooonnn.. )
Johnny Depp: Before anybody punches me out, YES, I know that Johnny Depp is American and NOT English (but maybe he lives in England now…???). That aside, any time he’s rocked an English accent in a movie, he’s been 10x hotter, and don’t even try to argue. It’s just a lesson to all the boys out there: take some dialect-classes, and get yourselves a Fake-English accent! (seriously, it’ll improve your love-life in the U. S. of A., that’s a Romi-guarantee )
James Blunt: Back in the days when I was happy, I may have been likely to fall for a syrupy James Blunt tune…These days, I find his music to be tool-like, as well as him in general. He looks like a friggin’ rat, and yet…the ladies love him. And yes, even though he’s become a rodent/tool in the Romi-books, every time he speaks, I revert right back to my previous state (i.e. wanting to dive into a pool of champagne with his vermin-ass)…damn that accent, it’s like my kryptonite…
Daniel Craig: Okay, so he’s got the bod, but I definitely don’t have a face-crush on him…If it wasn’t for the accent, I’d ask him to put a bag over his head on our date (ya, we’re gonna go on a date, didn’t you know?).
You know what though? As long as he woos me with his words, he will look like a fucking dream-boat…yeeeah…
Clive Owen: this man can do no wrong.
With or without the accent, he is one true thing:
-a…smoldering…piece…of…ass.
Seriously, he could totally smack me around, and I’d always come crawling back, as long as his voice-box remained in tact (is it wrong that I want him to slap my ass?…)
Ewan McGregor: again, before anybody drop-kicks my ass, I know Mr. Ewan does NOT belong on the list, considering he’s a Scotsman, and thus not English at all. But hey, I made the rules, so I can break them too.
Now even though the Scottish-accent is a wee bit harsh, there’s something in Ewan’s delivery, which seriously melts my ass (like a stick of butter on a steaming-hot pile of pancakes…yeah I said it).
Hugh Grant: Ohhh that Hugh, he’s a classic isn’t he? His accent is SO friggin’ powerful, that it totally saved him from some terrible stuff:
1. That “paying for whore-services in a car” scandal
2. The fact that he made that awful flick “Nine Months”
3. The years and years of that horrible hair-cut
So yeah, that accent is MAD powerful, and okay, he’s kinda cute too
Mr. Mysterious-Bloggin’-Fella: This one’s not a Hollywood-Entry (not yet anyway). Nope, this one’s our very own dude from the blogosphere. Many of you readers may know him from his awesome work, and if you don’t, he’s “007 With a Pen”, he’s a writer who makes the chicks go ape-shit…seriously.
[As a non-superficial-side-note, if you're ever in the mood for some magificent literary writing (which can be hilarious just as often as it can be mind-blowingly touching/staggering), check it out].
Alright, now back to my superficial purpose: the thing about Mr. Mysterious is, he may or may not have an English-accent. Like seriously, the dude does NOT give himself away; all I’ve learned from my religious reading of his blog, is that he’s been around the world, and lived in lotsa countries. So what the eff does he sound like?
It’s a Bermuda-Triangle-like puzzle, but all I’m saying is THIS: if we ever find out that this dude has an English accent, it’ll be like an atomic-bomb of epic “vagina-weakening” proportions…hmm…maybe it’s better that we never know, I don’t think the blog-chicks could handle it (or me anyway ;-) )
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So that’s it people, there’s my list. As I said, this is not prioritized in any way, so I ask you ladies (and gents, if you’re secure enough to answer), who’s the best English dude? WHO should I channel all my magical “fall in love with me” voodoo powers into? Help me out bitches, ’cause I’m feeling kinda torn…
What’s with all these sexy men post? I did one today, so did Ghost and I blame Stepford Mom for starting it all. Did our minds have an unofficial meeting?
My Grandma is from England….I’m not sure what that has to do with anything…I just figured I’d share that….
Oh and most of those dudes on your list are gay….So unless your packin a penis, you’re screwed…Er…Un-screwed….Heh..
I fucken love the english accent. Good post. Perhaps I should do a female orientated one? Even things out a bit…
Good grief Miss Romipenny. I don’t know whether to be insulted that I am on a list with Jamie Oliver or impressed that I am on a list with Hugh Grant.
Like Hugh, I had planned my moment of fame in a Hollywood backstreet but after this post, it seems to me that a man can get more bang for his buck in Canada than in Hollywood.
Just not sure about all that maple syrup.
Right.. many thanks for the Kudos, I am going to quietly change the locks on the door to the Batcave and find myself a safe vodka cranberry haven…
Paul if I was you I would be concerned at being on a list with Jamie Oliver AND James Blunt. (Sometimes when he sings i think his mum trapped his damn fingers in his little piano and thats why he always sounds like he is moaning)
Paul, don’t go knocking Jamie Oliver on me or there’ll be a reckoning. Any man who can whip cream into that kind of frenzy is one I’m not pushing out of bed in the morning.
As to his exact accent Romi, well I’m running on the theory that he actually grew up on a tiny coral atoll in the mid-Pacific with 7 ex-cast members of “Allo, Allo”, 5 stranded New Zealand fisherman and the 1973 Oxford Tuba Marching Band, all of which would explain his almost obssessive preoccupation with badly acted Wagnerian operas and pearl diving.
Meanwhile, for me Irish will win over any British accent every time.
New Zealand fishermen? How on earth would our accent have influenced his way with words?
Jayne: so do you mean to tell me there’s 3 other posts floating around focused on male-hottness? Looks like I’ve got my lunch-time reading all planned out
King Steve: if your grandma has an English accent she may just make it on my bang-list…woah…did I seriously just say I’m gonna bang your grandma? (uhhhh…)
PS: I was just waiting for the first person to claim that half these dudes (or more) are gay, but don’t confuse nice pronunciation with gayness…believe me I did my research, and if anything, most of these dudes have a disgustingly sleazy background of “trolling for ‘Ho’s” more than anything else (and no I don’t think that’s just an “I’m gay” cover-up)…I just don’t want you to rain on my parade, so I’m basically going to tell you and anyone who agrees with you to SHUT UP! (but I still love ya
…and I’ve heard your accent on the radio show, so you know I always think your voice is cool/manly 
)
Ben: I know, English accents RULE…I was thinking about adding a couple of my English-Lady-Crushes on the list, but in the end I decided to keep it hetero
…but you know what that means don’t you? I’m gonna quietly sit here with my arms crossed until you post a female version of my list (get crackin’! 
)
PS: I can’t imagine that Mr. “Way With Words” has a New-Zealand-Fisherman background to his speak…hmm…it’s so confusing; maybe the best we’ll ever be able to do is pin-point his origin to planet Earth (unless he’s from Saturn or something, which wouldn’t surprise me either…)
Paul: Oh (ahem, *blushing)…hello there
Firstly…umm…anytime you wanna break into fame with a backstreet-moment in Can-Land…call this bitch up
(oh please, you’d be loving the maple syrup, don’t deny it..)
Secondly, I think you should definitely be insulted that you’re on a list with Jamie Oliver, but you should be WAY proud to be on a list with Colin Firth and Clive Owen (melt, melt)
Lastly, you can state all your “changing locks” BS as if you’re not loving every second of this, but I know the truth, you vodka-cranberry-man-whore
The Boy Who Likes To: hey there, thanks for weighing in
, and I am SO glad you provided some perspective on James Blunt. In addition to moaning in a most unattractive manner, he actually happens to have offensively small child-hands, as evidenced in that picture I posted…ugh…what a nasty child-rat (his accent is his only saving grace)
Dr. J: I’m surprised and alarmed to learn about your love for Jamie Oliver. I’m going to assume it’s simply an accent-infuenced-love-spell, because that’s the only way I can reconcile this fact with my continued affinity for you, and the hope that we will become best friends someday
PS: That is some messed-up-meeting-of-the-accents; if Paul really sounds like a combination of THAT, I might just have to hang my drool-cup on the door and decide to move right along…
PPS: It’s funny, I was considering adding some Irish actors to the list, but then I decided not to expand geographically (save for Ewan, mmm…), because the Irish-sounding men just don’t do it for me…personal preference I guess, but much respect
Well I’m glad I didn’t out my OTHER theory of his background which involves a Fijian champion female bodybuilder, the Prince of Berundi, 32 highly trained kamikaze calligraphists, and a pet elephant called Pookie.
Oh bloody hell. In addition to all that other stuff I mentioned on your last post about arranged marriage I have an English accent (well, I do live in London). Apparently it’s so posh that when I say “fuck” it doesn’t sound like a swear word but rather a delightful treat. Which in my case it is.
Does this mean I’ll need to build a Romi-proof bunker?
Dr J – I can see you are having your moment here and please leave Pookie out of this… and trust me Jamie Oliver is about as interesting as a wet paper bag.
But each to their own I guess.
But great post Romi… I will second Ben here about a female post along these lines although for me, its got to be French chicks, or was it Swedish chicks.. or maybe I meant blonde chicks…. yo.
Quite the list Romi, but I’d have to say the shining star here is certainly Mr MacGregor. But then, I have always had a wee soft spot for the Scottish types.
haha hugh grant. I hate that guy. But you forget the biggest ladies’ man.. tony blair.
Romi, do you know what movie I watched last night in all of it’s guilty pleasureness? Love Actually!
And I may be currently biased because of my Love Actually hangover (I used the excuse of ‘it’s a Christmas time movie! I can watch it again now!), but I”m thinking you gotta go with Colin Firth.
It’s his ‘I’m unimpressed with everything, but still sound charming about it’ thing that gets me.
Mmmmm……Colin Firth……And Firth is just so much fun to say. Firth Firth Firth.
Jamie Oliver = Vagina Weakening.
OH yeahhhhh!
I love Hugh Grant – not even the hooker incident put me off. He’s got a sexy voice, nice smile, loads of money (especially after he sold that Warhol portrait last week for $22 million), a whiff of the bad boy about him, an effing great screen kisser and a wicked wit. I wouldn’t mind a night on the town with ol’ Hughie….
Watch out for Hugh Grant. You too Jane. Prostitutes = STDs. Romi, you’re too beautiful for prostitute leftovers.
King Steve’s right. They’re all gay.
Hey, I’m not British, but I consider myself to be extremely
attractive for a non-British guy.
Thomas
Hahaha… I love the machoism here “They are all gay” which means “Damn why I am not on the fucking list”….
not only Paul´s english accent is sexy as it is…. you should hear him talk German badly
I don’t know weather to laugh hysterically at this post or if I want to cry cause I’m a married woman that will never have the chance to listen to the notorious British accent in the “heat of the moment” so to say. I’m just so happy with the whole list…I just would have added the boy who like to cause I’m feeling a little like you with Paul on that one!
I’ve heard him talk. All I remember is that he is damn good at rolling his “r’s”!
OMG The blogging fella is sooooooo hoooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have been following him for years and years, hoping one day he can sign my forehead
Nice story, Miss Canada!
.. funny to see Paul in your wall of fame…
and about the “accent” thing: ……… !
(clearing my throat) Johnny Depp lives in France, I know that because I have always had a special place in my panties for him (since 21 Jump Street).
I prefer Latin accents over British but I’ll take a smart ass Brit any day. I have a hard time understanding their accents sometimes, I know…lame.
Any progress on the arranged marriage? Maybe consider one with a Brit? Bam!
Oh love when you call us, your readers “Bitches” it just does it for me…so Romilicious!
Dr. J: Well THAT is quite a theory on the forming of an accent, haha…if any part of his background involves “Fijian Female Champion Body Builder” and/or an elephant, there will be NO turning back on my crush
Mr. President: you just keep getting better and better with each added detail! First you’re brown, now you’re sporting a perfectly refined English accent…what more could a silly brown girl like me ever dream about?
Damn, I should’ve put YOU on my “stalk-ee” list, haha, and there is NO need for a “Romi-Proof” bunker. Instead, I suggest you open the gateway to your country Mr. President, a.k.a. open your arms to “a little bit of Romi”..haha, I’m comin’ to get ‘cha!!!
Paul: what is all this elephant-talk? Is there anything you won’t bang? (but if that’s the case, then maybe I’ve got a shot….HA!)
PS: EVERY-where I go on WordPress, you are ALL about giving “shout-outs” to the blondes…seriously, you sure know how to make us exotic “dark-haired” chickas feel like broad-shouldered, frypan-faced, stern-looking, “man-hand”-toting, thick-ankled, unattractive bitches….not that any of that is true (it’s not dammit!), but it might as well be, considering your complete lack of acknowledgement for the dark-haired vixens…seriously, if I wasn’t a brown-chick, and if it wasn’t certain to look HORRIBLE, I would’ve dyed my hair blonde by now due to self-esteem issues…Loser.
BunGirl: hey there; first of all, your name rocks
. Secondly, Ewan really does it for me too, and thanks for your feedback; I’m collecting everyone’s notes as I try to make my final decision…
thatpessimist: there aren’t a lot of dudes on this thread, so thanks for your opinion
. Yeah, Blair knows how to work it, but his accent isn’t QUITE lovely enough for me to get past his grandma-face, so he didn’t make my list (seriously, put some pearl earrings on that dude, and it’s like I’m staring at the “white nana” I never had…)
Talea:…!!!!!!!!
…. A.k.a., I LOVE bringing “Love Actually” back in the rotation with the “it’s a Christmas movie” excuse, haha…
PS: don’t worry about your bias, I know what you mean; what IS it about that “unimpressed demeanour”?…it just makes you wanna chase him even more….yeah…who doesn’t love saying “firth”? What a cool last name, and what a hottie mchottie…okay, I’ll keep that one on file; thanks for your feedback
Red: I’m glad that Jamie Oliver can please you; I want you to be happy and as “weak-vagina-ed” as possible
Jane: hello there and welcome
Hmm…you bring up some very good points on “Hughie”; I hadn’t considered the “whiff of bad boy” and recent windfall of millions…he’s moving up the list….thanks for you input 
bronsonfive: oh..wait a minute…suddenly “hughie” is moving back down the list…see, this is why I need the “male perspective”…thanks for comin’ out bronson
PS: I CAN’T believe you said I’m too beautiful for prostitute leftovers!!! That’s like one of the nicest things a dude has ever told me…I’m blushing
Daddy Dan: ohhh you and King Steve…sigh..I’ll deal with you two in a sec…
twps: I’m really glad that you are comfortable in your non-British hotness…now go out there and represent the U. S. of A!!
samy: so you mean to tell me he DOES have an English accent? I don’t think I can handle this kind of information…I need a glass of water…and wow….do you think I’ll ever be able to get him to talk “bad german” to me??? Hmm… Mr. Mysterious is moving up the list
cowgal: I’m glad you like my selections
Now listen, I want you to experience all the joys that an English accent can bring, SO: you need to get your husband dialect-classes for Christmas!!! Give it 6 months, and I guarantee you it’ll be like the “Big Ben” in your bedroom (did I seriously just say that? haha…)
Kelly: hey there, nice to see you on this side of the fence, I already feel somewhat acquainted
. Wow, so you’ve heard “the legend” in action eh? And did you just say “roll his rrr’s…”?…damn, where’s that cold glass of water I was looking for??…or maybe I just need to start looking at pictures of red-assed baboons to calm myself down….
Jenny: haha…nice to see you
, and I KNOW RIGHT? He is soooooooo hot…like seriously wtf and omg? 
Wow, you would only ask him to sign your forehead? I applaud your self-restraint, that’s more than I can say for myself….
Nora: if “Miss Canada” refers to “weird socially-unstable Canadian-chicks”, then I guess I do earn the title
. Thanks for stopping by, and it IS rather funny that Paul made my wall, but if he keeps annoying me with his blonde-obsession, I will knock him off the list and replace him!! And hmm…looks like you know the secret to the accent as well…judging by all the positive feedback, I’m thinking he DOES belong on the “English” list 
Rachel: Haha, I LOVE you for mentioning Depp in “21 Jump Street!”
Oooh, you like ‘em latin-american eh? Exotic and I’m lovin’ it….Smart-ass Brits rule..sometimes they piss me off for thinking they’re cooler than me (’cause I have this “giant ego” illness), but that’s kind of enticing too…love/hate goodness 
Hmm…arranged marriage-status: well that’s kind of why I wrote this post; I was so frustrated and nervous about finding a husband, that I sunk into escapism by indulging in my English-obsession…I’ll get back to the search soon..
PS: I love all you readers; you are my FAVOURITE kind of bitches
….”romi-licious”..people tend to like that term, and I dig it too 
To Everyone #1: Hey there, just as a past, present and future note, if there are any more cool “macho” dudes who would like to tell me that all these “English-Accented” guys are gay, please remember that you yourselves are coming to me with the title of “male writers” floating above your heads…in other words..if we want to talk “non-manly” male-stereotypes…well….”male writers”, “male nurses” what else you got?
So yeah, lets kick the stereotypes into the can, and NO MORE raining on my parade! LOL… 
To Everyone #2: I have already received a lot of good feedback on which dude creates the most “excited female feelings”…I am slowly processing this information, and eventually I will pick my one-and-only “object of romi-affections”….thanks for your input so far
So what you’re saying is that if I’m ever hurting for some loving, all I’ve gotta do is find you and give you a little English accent?
LOL It must be something in the water. I have my own personal list because I nabbed “The Husband” off the internet and he came with the accent
sorry…and no I will not give out our phone number so people can talk to him. We did that once. heheh
Clive Owen? my favorite actor hands down. Daniel Craig looks like the guy my ex dated after me. Depp, always a guarantee, MacGregor..shit, he was ObiWan. nuff said.
But Orlando Bloom.
I don’t get it. I dont get it in the same way I dont get the appeal of Justin Timberlake.
In Troy…Eric Bana had to fight Brad Pitt bc of some shit that his little brother (Bloom) stirred. Bana held his own against Achilles whilst Bloom sat upstairs in the penthouse watching and praying that his mustache would fill out.
How about guys with Canadian accents? You can start with Rush’s Geddy Lee.
I have to agree on this list – especially with Clive Owen and Daniel Craig.
And I understand perfectly your reaction to Clive – the man can do no wrong (my reaction to what you had put down was “more please”)
I think blogging is the manliest thing around, especially at my site. How dare you, Romi! How dare you! I’m going to go cry now.
Depp is actually in France now. It is a totally different tongue roll.
I wouldn’t mind being in a French… wait a minute oh ok.. he said something else.
Oh Romi, you are a genius! What a great gift (for myself if nothing else). I really like the idea that he can replace my battery operated Big Ben! Ha ha ha just kidding…my mind could take this a million dirty directions but since this is a family type site! Well…
I was actually making it up about the r’s but I have kissed Orlando Bloom before!
cowgal- Tell him to fake an accent. once he gets it down, you’ll be in heaven…trust me.
Evyl-I don’t care WHERE Johnny Depp is, he can tongue roll me anytime heh heh
Paul B- Holy shit!! I didn’t know you were so fucking goddamned hot!!! You have made my vagina weak..and to think you’re on MY blogroll!! Holy crap, i have to go change my panties..
BFF!
Stellar List BFF.. I am loving the accents too. English guys are hot, except Daniel Craig. If he was a woman he’d be known as a “butterface”. if you don’t know what that means, i’m sure King Steve can tell you. Or Paul B…
love you!
BFF
P.S. Paul, Do you have an accent? Gawd I fucking hope so…
Reg…don’t ask Paul things like that…if his answer is yes, I’ll have to change my panties!
Paul, I do hope you’re not insinuating you’d engage in a French tongue roll with Johnny? Your lady fans would be most disappointed with that outcome. They all seem to love you so I’m sacrificing you to them for the greater good; mine.
Romi dearest I may be brown (a rather light brown as it is) but I am a complete coconut. Sorry to disappoint you. It is for the best anyway, I just got off the phone with the judge and he assures me the restraining order is watertight.
Just to be on the safe side I shall be moving shortly, to a secret location, like the batcave only cooler. It will come complete with surface-to-Romi missiles so I suggest that adding me to the stalkee list would be a mistake.
I wish you and Paul all the happiness in the world.
I’m sexually attracted to many men on your list. Mostly Clive Owen. What is with that sexy baby? I would let him whip my face with the hair of Jesus if that is what he wanted. I also love me some Daniel Craig. Sizzling HOT. And then Hugh Grant is deee-lish. I think if he knew me, we’d be together. I mean, right Romi, right??? Finally, damn, I had no idea PB was so sexy. I’ll sip cranberry vodkas off that man’s chest any time . . . OH – SORRY, I mean I’ll sip cranberry vodkas with him, lady-like in a bar or something.
Hot post Romilata. Me like it long time.
sexual trex: that’s EXACTLY what I’m saying…just say it to me “Cantebury Tales” style, and I’m all yours
But seriously, how much for your phone number? How much? Everyone has a price… 
Stepford Mom: you found an ENGLISH guy online AND married him? You are the luckiest chick ever
Andy: you are so awesome and cool for diggin’ Clive, Depp and Ewan
. I don’t “get” Orlando Bloom either, but as I said, I am defenseless towards the accent; like if someone were able to teach Koko the Chimp to speak all English-accenty, I’d be knockin’ on that monkey’s door (and yo, Koko’s a chick-monkey too, but I don’t mind 
)
PS: I totally love Eric Bana, but I couldn’t let him on the list ’cause he’s an Aussie
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Shady L.: I’m glad we’re on the same page with Clive; you can never get too much of a good thing, especially when it’s wrapped in a little Clive..mmm…okay I have issues
Daddy Dan: okay, okay, settle down! You and your little Babito are always cool in my books
purefnevyl: say “tongue roll” again please, and I don’t even care WHAT your accent is
Paul: Be careful, or I’m gonna kick your out-of-control “whore face” off my list…
Cowgal: NO WAY…did you really just say that? You dirty bird
And yes, I’m glad you didn’t go in all those million dirty directions, I’d really like to keep the “family nature” of my blog in tact 
PS: umm yeah, I hope Paul doesn’t answer BFF’s question; I don’t want you to have to “change your panties”…lol..
kelly: NO WAY..you’ve kissed Orlando? Are you a celebrity? Or just my friggin’ hero?
BFF!!!—I can’t believe Paul made you change your panties; seriously, you’re a hot-ass small-whore who has the world at her fingertips; I imagine it takes a lot to get you weak-vagina-ed
PS: I know all about “butterface”..I’d like to say I’ve never been referred to as that before, but anyway….
PPS: some of his female friends have weighed in on this post, and according to their hints, I’m thinking he has an accent (I hope you can handle this stimulating information
Mr. President: I love how you throw more grease into the “Baylay Fire”; I would expect nothing less than for you to go into self-preservation mode (Darwin would love you
)
And by the way, do you think it disappoints me to know you’re a “coconut”? On the contrary, I’m as “white on the inside” as they come, hahaha..we’re like two coconuts in the same tree, knocking against each other in the afternoon breeze (and yes, I totally just said that
).
So just to conclude, it seems that the more you say to protect yourself, the more “meant to be” we become…so you can hide and I will find you, and you can shoot missiles but I will avert them (well all except ONE that is..haha, where has my “family-blog” gone to? lol…)
PS: Paul likes blondes, so I’m officially cut from his whore-list…a.k.a…I’m all yours!!!
Barclay: Hey B…
I read your comment 3 times, and it seems like you really did say “I would let him whip my face with the hair of Jesus”…hahahaha…I’d say you were crazy, but we ARE talking about “sexy baby Clive” 
…I gotta say, Daniel Craig is starting to grow on me since I wrote this….
And by the way, if Hugh knew what you were all about, he would be ALL over the Barclay-scene…seriously
And yeah, even though Paul pisses me off 20 times a day with his sluttish ways, lack of substance, and 2-bit personality (lol…), he’s kinda, you know…dead-sexy or whatever…so you can sip the “v and c’s” off his chest, and I’ll sip ‘em off his ass, something for everyone!
(okay that’s it, I have officially taken my blog into the gutter, no turning back 
)
To Everyone #1: I did it again with the “happy faces” over-kill..I hate making myself throw-up when it’s not part of my regular “bulimia schedule”..drats!
To Everyone #2: I’ve received a lot more feedback (thanks
), and here are the current front-runners: Clive, Firth, and Ewan (Baylay got side-tracked in “whore ville”, I don’t know if he’ll be back..)
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Orlando Bloom: gay. Jaime Oliver: faux hawk = gay. Colin Firth: only in chick flicks = gay. Johny Depp: sexxxy. James Blunt: gay. Daniel Craig: best Bond ever, sexxxy. Clive Owen: Sin City = sexxxy. Ewan MacGreggor: Scotsman, (like my ancestors) jedi, heroin addict = sexxxy. Hugh Grant: gay. Mysterious bloggin fella: mysterious = sexxxy and gay at the same time. I’ll have to check him out probably maybe.
Well, you list was pretty good darlin, but you forgot one thing. Me.
Now I’m not english, but I’ve got a southern accent, like Matthew Mcconaughey. Well, sort of like him, but less sexxxy. However, many ladies do love a southern man. And if you don’t, i suppose I could just fake an English accent for you. Hell I’m already a neurosurgeon right? I guess if you had to go sex up some other guy, it should be Daniel Craig or Johny Depp.
Woah…. Barclay did not say that. She is a kind of cute in a Mexican-Polish kind of way. Sort of a vodka tortilla rolled into one.
And Romi thanks for the compliment. I was totally convinced I had a one bit personality..
Eeew drinking out of his ass, are you sure about that? I guess you’re reasoning is that the vodka will kill bacteria.
Paul, hold on to these blog ladies, pretty soon you’ll have a woman lapping cocktails from every orifice of your body!
No, I’m not a celebrity per se. Orlando was just a really good sport.
Wait….Did you call me gay?….
I don’t consider what I do writing…And if it is, it’s done very poorly…
I HEART RUSSIAN ACCENTS!!! There, I said it *bursts into sobs*
I should be on that list.
Pip pip, cheerio, spit spot, bullocks. See?
I’d be the only straight one on said list, though.
Hah! you totally got us on that shit. I just went back and read most of the comments, and you so called us out for calling all your gay crushes gay, and flipped it on us to make us gay as well. Or at least lame, or sexually confused, I’m not really sure what you just called us, but it was a sweet burn. Also i just wanted to point out that I didn’t call ALL, of your man Brit crushes gay. Only the gay ones. And I did offer an honest opinion on who should be your number one lust bucket. And just so you know, I think being a neurosurgeon is sort of like being a male nurse, but wealthier. I’m wicked comfortable with my only partially gay lifestyle. I’ll never be metrosexual, but I would take it in the butt for Johny Depp.
Jamie Oliver is lovely… but his tongue is slightly too big for his mouth… makes me want to slice off the end with a pair of scissors…
You forgot David Tennant… *Swoon*
rotgut: I love how you went back through my comments, identified my bitch-slap to all you dudes with the “gay remarks”, and came right back to receive your bitch-slap like a grown-up man; this is why I consider you a valuable friend and neuro-surgeon
Also, I think it’s so sweet that you would “back into” Johnny Depp
And on your assessments:
-Please take back the Colin Firth remark, because he’s my #1 (I think..)
-I love how you’re all about Depp, Clive, Ewan and Craig; they seem to be consistently popular as man-crushes, amongst both males and females…
-I would say that “Mr. Mysterious” is ALL sexy and zero gay; I don’t think you should “probably/maybe” check out his blog, I think you “definitely” should, because you seem to be someone with an appreciation for “good shit” blogs, and this ones’ no exception
-Finally, after watching your You Tube videos for myself, I can honestly say that I enjoy your Southern accent; you’re a pretty good side-note to my ‘English Accent” list
Paul: vodka-tortilla eh? That sounds kinda cool; I’m pretty much ALL FOR anything-vodka all the time, but you’ll have to take my word for it
PS: “1 bit personality”? That’s complete and utter nonsense, don’t ever sell yourself short like that; you’re “2-bit” all the way!!!
Kelly: WOAH-frickin’-WOAH..I’m pretty sure I said “off of” his ass and not “out of”, though my own actual quote doesn’t help me much in the “class” department
..seriously..”orifices”??..good lord…
King Steve: I most certainly do not think you’re gay, hence why I was trying to demonstrate that these “stereotypes” are not always correct..and what do you mean you don’t consider what you do “writing”? As far as I’m concerned, as long as you’re literate and writing stuff down, you’re pretty much a writer; it’s a simple verb afterall, and well..whether you’re good at it, bad at it, or an artist, that’s all subjective…anyway, I find “what you do” to be entertaining
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Greenie: “Russian accents” eh? That’s a new one; you continue to be a freak who astounds and fascinates me
The Desktop: You had me at “cheerio”
(that’s so fucking lame, but it’s past midnight, so I have no interest in going that extra mile to be funny…)
blue soup: I knew there was something else about that Jamie Oliver; it’s the St. Bernard doggy tongue! lol…at first I didn’t know who this “David Tennant” was, but when I googled him, I recognized him as that Dr. Who fella…hmm..kinda cute, in a nerdy kind of way
yes…cheek run-off is definitely much more lady-like
As you might have noticed, idiot me just put this comment on the wrong post.
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As an Englishman, does my Yorkshire accent count? Slightly different to those above.
Hmmm…………..
I dont like any of your men except johnny depp in willy wonker coz he was freaky sexy!!!
But i dont think any of these men are gay coz isnt like jamie oliver married with weird kids names? like sunflower or something? i know its weird anyway…. and hugh had an affair with a female prostitute.
vin d (from fast n the furious, a man apart etc) has the sexiest voice.. in my opionion.. now HE is a . what did you say? vaginia weakinging… yeah tht’ll do lol mmmm…
kelly: “cheek run-off” is officially my new favourite term
AnthonyNorth: Yorkshire eh? When I first googled it, all I saw were pictures of furry dogs (wtf?)..I investigated further though, and discovered that yours is a more “northern” brand of English…I’m actually familiar with this type of accent, and I say thumbs up all the way
lonelygurl21: wow, of all the films, you liked Depp in Willy Wonka the best? That is very..unique…wasn’t he hot in Edward Scissorhands though? I mean he didn’t have the accent (if anything he sounded like a demure young girl), but I was loving the hair….
And yes, I think Jamie Oliver created offspring a short while back (sad); yes I think his kid is named Sunflower, either that or “Brisket”, I can’t be sure…
PS: So…”Vin Diesel” weakens your vagina eh?…hmm…yeah, he’s popular with the ladies, but to me his voice makes him sound like he’s about to OD on steroids…oh well, I support whatever works for ya
I dont really remember much of edward scisor hands i think he scared me more than anything (the last time i saw this was when i was younger) i may need to rent it to see if he is hot or not…
Yeah Depp in willy wonka really is sexy and scary at the same time.
Ahhh sunflower or daisy? some sort of flower child
YES vin diesel weakens my vagina.. his voice is xtremely sexc to me.. and his body… except he has those inny hippy bits which are gross..
thank you 4 supporting my diesel addiction
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Fuck Romi, you know how far I had to scroll down to leave a comment here – shit, this was a great post (obviously, seeing as I hurt my finger on the scroll button of the mouse, I got “mouse burn”)…. anywho, yes, Clive Owen………… Mmmmm…… Thanks for this link, I enjoyed reading it!
This post got some hits out of nowhere today and I have no idea why…I have nothing else to contribute to my own self-serving blog comment, except to say that the “Top Post” link prompted me to have a look-see of this post again, and damn, damn damn, I enjoyed drooling over every one of these English-Fella pics again…I only wish I had added an audio element..sigh…that is all.
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