Plenty Of Fish: First Pool Of Bachelors…October 12, 2008
So I recently shared my initial dive into “Plenty Of Fish”, and I’m glad that I did, as you all had some interesting insights.
Well now I’m back with some findings…
…First off it is definitely true that the messages are aplenty. I find that every time I enter the site and cruise around, there are five emails waiting after only a couple of minutes. What this means of course is sifting through a lot of crap, such as: “Hey baby”—crap, “Can I see more pictures?”—crap, “I want to make you my everything”—crap, etc, etc, etc.
Aside from the email dirt that tends to pile up, I’m flooded with pop-up windows from dudes who want to randomly chat. In these situations, I haven’t had any screening time, I have no idea who they are besides their nickname, but they want to talk. How bold. Well excuse me but I need to screen my freaks before we chat it up, so I don’t think so (I just need to find the setting that switches off the constant pop-ups, ’cause I don’t like my surfing to resemble epileptic episodes…).
So after all this dirty clean-up, I’m left with a single question: could there actually be a diamond in this poo-pile?
Well here are three bachelors from today, so you tell me. My opinions are already somewhat formed, but if I’m being too harsh, feel free to set me straight.
So without further delay, I give you the first round of bachelors (and yes I’m exploiting their pictures and messages, but whatever, they’re the ones who signed up to a public site dating site (haha))…
I could never enjoy
The simple PLEASURES of life
The way I do with you
And I just want to tell you, that
I need you always
(well I love that he knows he’s my spelling bitch, but if we date and I tell him about my blog, this post will promptly be deleted!)
And there you have it, round one…