UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL
-Nearly slim, almost busty, somewhat young, variably domestic, a little bit crazy, but…very sentimental.
Payment Terms: (acceptable currency = one heterosexual man, as follows):
-A metamorphosis of Brad Pitt and George Clooney, with a British accent to die for, buns of steel worth cooking for, and a heart of solid gold. Will not accept underage man-boys (on the record anyway), and if you are over the age of 80, you will not be considered (exceptions are available on the basis of owning corporations and/or small countries).
If you are interested and meet the above conditions, leave your information below.